Un bouledogue français rentre chez lui et ouvre la porte

A hyper-realistic vertical TikTok video filmed from inside an apartment at night. An adorable real-looking French bulldog walks upright unsteadily on two hind legs like a tired human, carrying a small paper takeout bag in one front paw and fumbling with apartment keys in the other. His entire appearance is that of a normal French bulldog, but his posture and gestures are fully human. He struggles to fit the key into the lock, drops it, bends down while remaining bipedal to pick it up, finally opens the door, walks inside, kicks the door shut behind him with one hind foot and stumbles toward the couch. Real hallway lighting, keys jingling, muffled city noise, shaky phone-camera realism, no music.