紳士威尼斯翻車記

Reggie steps off a vaporetto or onto a canal-side, adjusts monocle, delivers a “Welcome to Venice” line. Slow push-in as he marvels at canals, calling it “London if someone forgot the roads.” Spots a gondola and insists he needs “the cinematic entrance.” Wide shot: he clambers into gondola, nearly tipping it, tries to stay dignified. Cut to him seated, posing for camera, doing dramatic “influencer hand gestures.” Gondolier starts singing; Reggie reacts with faux sophistication, then genuine awe. Pigeons swoop overhead; quick cut of Reggie ducking, then pretending it was planned. Passing under a bridge, he tries to deliver a serious history fact and clearly gets it wrong. POV shot looking up at old buildings; Reggie calls it “the world’s fanciest water maze.” Gondola brushes another gondola; brief awkward overlap, Reggie throws in a cheeky compliment or British sarcasm. Jump cut to Reggie at a small floating café/bar, balancing espresso on the edge. Extreme close-up: Reggie sips espresso, eyes widen at the strength, yet he pretends it’s “absolutely delightful.” Quick montage: mini bites of cicchetti, approving nods, then one dramatic overreaction to a strong flavour. Sunset shot on a small bridge; Reggie leans on the railing, bowler slightly askew. Final line to camera, something like “Ten out of ten, but still no idea where the roads went,” with a jaunty waddle away.