埃及艷後點了披薩

0:00–0:04 — Medium shot inside a golden pyramid chamber. CLEOPATRA sits on her throne looking majestic. A modern pizza delivery guy in helmet and red jacket suddenly walks in holding a large pizza box. 0:04–0:07 — Cleopatra stands up, points at the box and starts singing in a dramatic royal voice: “Pizza man, pizza man… bring the cheese across the sand!” while doing slow Egyptian hand waves. 0:07–0:10 — The delivery guy tries hard to stay professional and say “That’ll be 12 dollars,” but his lips start trembling. 0:10–0:13 — He can’t hold it and bursts out laughing, almost dropping the pizza. 0:13–0:15 — Cleopatra freezes mid-hand-wave, looks at him, and completely cracks up too. Both are laughing while the pizza box tilts dangerously.