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The Office (US) mockumentary style. Dunder Mifflin break room, mid-afternoon, flat fluorescent lighting, vending machine, cheap round table, coffee pot. Handheld documentary camera, slightly unsteady, deep focus, one continuous setup with a sudden snap zoom toward whoever is reacting. Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute stand on opposite sides of the small table, mid-argument. Michael is animated and enthusiastic. Dwight is rigid, intense, deadly serious. DIALOGUE: MICHAEL (excited): "AI is the future, Dwight." DWIGHT (sharp): "It's a threat. I challenged it to an endurance test. It refused." MICHAEL: "It wrote my performance review in nine seconds." DWIGHT: "I could've done it in seven." Snap zoom to Michael. He puts down his mug. MICHAEL (voice climbing, wounded, slapping the table): "It listens to me! Which is more than anyone here does!" Hard silence. Both men frozen. Cut to Jim Halpert at his desk. He slowly turns his head and looks directly into the camera lens. Hold for two seconds. End. STYLE: single-camera sitcom shot as if a documentary crew is present, natural performances, no laugh track, muted office color palette, slightly soft consumer-camera look, dry deadpan comedic timing, no music, ambient room tone only.