办公室预算花在 AI 订阅上的争论

"The Office (US) mockumentary style. Dunder Mifflin bullpen, mid-afternoon, harsh fluorescent office lighting, beige cubicles, cluttered desks, printers humming in the background. Handheld documentary camera with subtle shake, imperfect framing, sudden snap zooms during reactions, quick reframes as if a real documentary crew is trying to keep up. Muted office color palette, soft consumer-camera look. Michael Scott stands beside Dwight Schrute's desk, arms crossed, visibly annoyed. Dwight sits confidently at his desk, completely unfazed. Only Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute appear in the scene. DIALOGUE (≈15 seconds): MICHAEL (frustrated): "Dwight, you spent the entire office budget on AI subscriptions?!" DWIGHT (matter-of-fact): "Correct." Snap zoom to Michael. MICHAEL: "Why would you need twelve different AI models?!" DWIGHT: "They debate each other until the smartest answer survives." Beat. MICHAEL: "...Couldn't you just use one?" DWIGHT (confident): "I don't hire one employee either." Michael stares silently into the documentary camera, completely defeated. STYLE: Single-camera mockumentary, natural performances, dry deadpan humor, awkward pauses, documentary snap zooms, handheld camera movement, realistic office ambience, no laugh track, with only Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute in frame."