Инцидент с гигантской кои в парке

15-second, 16:9 vertical, continuous single-take video that looks like authentic smartphone footage accidentally captured by a passerby in a city park. Overcast natural daylight, subtle handheld shake, limited phone stabilization, occasional autofocus adjustment, and realistic smartphone compression. The absurd event is filmed with a completely serious, unscripted documentary feeling. 0–3s: [Handheld medium shot] A middle-aged man wearing a dark business suit and tie crouches beside the stone edge of a pond. With a completely serious expression, he slowly scatters pieces of bread from a paper bag to several ordinary koi. Small ripples spread across the water as the fish gather in front of him. 3–7s: [Camera instinctively moves closer] An abnormally huge orange-and-white koi suddenly surges out of the murky water, briefly lifting its upper body above the surface and biting down on the entire bread bag in the man’s left hand. He freezes for half a second, then grips the bag with both hands and leans backward. Startled, the person filming steps back. The image briefly loses focus before locking onto the man and the giant fish again. 7–11s: [Close handheld action shot] The giant koi pulls violently toward the deeper part of the pond. The wet paper bag stretches, the man’s arms tense, and his leather shoes slide repeatedly across the wet stone. His knee strikes the edge of the pond. He tries to brace himself with his right foot, but the sole loses traction and his center of gravity moves past the edge. Water, pieces of bread, and fallen leaves scatter from the force as the camera operator hurriedly moves sideways. 11–15s: [Impact and final hold] The paper bag suddenly tears. The man loses all support and pitches forward into the pond, creating one heavy, realistic splash. The camera quickly tilts downward while keeping the center of the pond visible. The man resurfaces with duckweed covering his head and his wet tie stuck across his face. The giant koi calmly swims past him with the remains of the bread bag still in its mouth. The camera holds on the man’s stunned expression while the koi casually swims away beside him. Keep the man’s face, dark suit, tie, and paper bag visually consistent throughout. The koi must retain the same orange-and-white markings and enormous size. The pulling, sliding, loss of balance, and fall must show believable weight, inertia, traction, and water displacement. Natural park ambience and a realistic splash only. No dialogue, no subtitles, no music. Avoid cuts, character teleportation, changes in the fish’s size, extra limbs, and cartoonish acting.