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TITLE: “Dinner, Interrupted by Vengeance” Seedance 2 | 15s cinematic AI video prompt | 1960s Shaw Brothers parody | soap-opera absurd comedy | cheap props | fake Mount Fuji backdrop | exaggerated acting | rapid-fire pacing | continuous motion | no pauses | dramatic zoom-ins | slapstick chaos A low-budget farmhouse courtyard. Painted Mount Fuji backdrop visibly wrinkled. Fake wooden walls slightly shaking. Lighting harsh and uneven. A black bear wearing a red dudou, sweating heavily, annoyed expression, stands at an ancient stove… but beneath it is a clearly modern gas tank. He aggressively stir-fries food—pink salmon slices flipping unrealistically high. 0–3s Close-up: wok flames burst too big. Loud sizzling. Black Bear (grumbling) if one more ingredient judges me, i’m eating the witness Wooden door suddenly SLAMS open with exaggerated echo. Whip pan. 3–6s An orange cat STRUTS in. Bulky body squeezed into an overly tight purple ancient female outfit. Heavy blue eyeshadow, bright red lips. Clearly masculine voice. Wind machine hits dramatically for no reason. Extreme close-up—slow blink. Orange Cat (low, dramatic) have you ever… caught a salmon… near mount fuji Cut to black bear—freezes. Sweat intensifies instantly. Black Bear (nervous) wait… don’t tell me… you’re the fish Beat. 6–9s Orange cat’s face SNAPS into rage. Zoom crash. Orange Cat (furious) I’M THE NET Thunder SFX. Completely mismatched. White smoke EXPLODES—cheap stage smoke everywhere. 9–12s Transformation reveal: A giant brown rope fishing net appears—clearly handmade, uneven knots, slightly tangled. The net FLOATS awkwardly forward (visible wire), then LAUNCHES at the black bear. WHOOSH—overdramatic. It wraps and SLAMS the black bear to the ground. Spatula flies in slow motion. Black Bear (muffled) this is why i don’t trust metaphors 12–15s Sudden beat. Black bear’s expression changes—calm… then smug. Extreme close-up—he pulls out a tiny lighter. Black Bear (grinning, unhinged) good thing i plan for stupid CLICK—flame ignites. WHOOSH—net instantly catches fire. The net WRITHES and SCREAMS. Fishing Net (panicking) THIS IS ILLEGAL I HAVE RIGHTS It burns absurdly fast—turns to ash mid-scream. Cut—black bear stands up, dusting himself off. Ash falls like snow. Black Bear (relieved) finalmente… something well done Freeze frame—his smug face, background Fuji slightly peeling. Hard gong + crackling fire sound. CUT TO BLACK.